Scumbag College Professor

I will never be in my office during posted hours and I will forget to check my email until 15 minutes before every test Sorry, I don't give my cell phone number to students

I will never be in my office during posted hours and  I will forget to check my email until 15 minutes before every test Sorry, I don't give my cell phone number to students  Scumbag College Professor

I cancelled class! Here's an out of class assignment

I cancelled class! Here's an out of class assignment  Scumbag College Professor

All questions on the final will have a single correct answer except for the ones that don't

All questions on the final will have a single correct answer except for the ones that don't  Scumbag College Professor

You will see on the syllabus that I have scheduled an exam on the friday before spring break. You may not take it early under any circumstances.

You will see on the syllabus that I have scheduled an exam on the friday before spring break. You may not take it early under any circumstances.  Scumbag College Professor

can i have everyones attention i haven't started to teach yet

can i have everyones attention i haven't started to teach yet  Scumbag College Professor

Every unexcused absence will be half a letter grade deduction Course: Comms 101

Every unexcused absence will be half a letter grade deduction Course: Comms 101  Scumbag College Professor

Drunk calls you on weekend Says "If you tell anyone I'll deny it."

Drunk calls you on weekend Says

Gets Sick week before Project is due. Everything you need is on the internet.

Gets Sick week before Project is due. Everything you need is on the internet.  Scumbag College Professor

This subject matter will be very important to your future career! Course: English 101

This subject matter will be very important to your future career! Course: English 101  Scumbag College Professor

oh, you were a victim in the Boston bombing Since you can't make it to the final you fail

oh, you were a victim in the Boston bombing Since you can't make it to the final you fail  Scumbag College Professor
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