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"Bananas fit perfectly in our hand" Ignores fact that it also fits in the ass
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Stops hanging out with you because you're an atheist which means you're a bad influence Hangs out with "Christians" that smoke weed and steal

Stops hanging out with you because you're an atheist which means you're a bad influence Hangs out with
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Luke says Joseph's dad was Heli, Matthew says it was Jacob Still believes the Bible is 100% Accurate

Luke says Joseph's dad was Heli, Matthew says it was Jacob Still believes the Bible is 100% Accurate Scumbag Christian
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"I'm gonna channel the carpenter spirit of jesus to help you!!" Get's pissed because I called the cops since "jesus" doesn't know how to run a table saw, almost getting me injured, and destroyed my property in the process.
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Shown vestigial leg bones of whales as proof of evolution claims they are proof of biblical flood

Shown vestigial leg bones of whales as proof of evolution claims they are proof of biblical flood Scumbag Christian
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offended science says we share common ancestor with apes not offended bible says we share a common ancestor with dirt (genesis 2:7)

offended science says we share common ancestor with apes not offended bible says we share a common ancestor with dirt (genesis 2:7) Scumbag Christian
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Your loved one died after living a long, full life? This is a perfect time for us to talk about jesus

Your loved one died after living a long, full life? This is a perfect time for us to talk about jesus Scumbag Christian
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Criticizes Reddit donators by quoting Matthew 6:1 Makes sure to report his tithing to the IRS for a tax deduction

Criticizes Reddit donators by quoting Matthew 6:1 Makes sure to report his tithing to the IRS for a tax deduction Scumbag Christian
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You're suffering from major depression? I hope you become so depressed that you find God.

You're suffering from major depression? I hope you become so depressed that you find God. Scumbag Christian
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preaches that abstinence is the only perfect form of contraception believes in the virgin birth

preaches that abstinence is the only perfect form of contraception believes in the virgin birth Scumbag Christian
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