Scumbag Christian

"I don't use the lord's name in vain." Says "Jesus Fucking Christ" when he stubs his toe

Thinks he's really clever Can't spell douche

Thinks he's really clever Can't spell douche  Scumbag Christian

got a master's degree in philosophy starts panicking after graduation, so becomes even more religious

got a master's degree in philosophy starts panicking after graduation, so becomes even more religious  Scumbag Christian

has psychotic episodes and scares family members blames it on a demon

has psychotic episodes and scares family members blames it on a demon  Scumbag Christian

Evolution is a Scientific fact with tons of evidence Beliefs in one of the many Creation myths, no evidence

Evolution is a Scientific fact with tons of evidence Beliefs in one of the many Creation myths, no evidence  Scumbag Christian

How did kangaroos get to australia? Well. . . God works in mysterious ways.

How did kangaroos get to australia? Well. . . God works in mysterious ways.   Scumbag Christian

"You don't go to church? You're going to hell..." Drinks and smokes every weekend

Infallible . . . . . . mostly

Infallible . . .  . . . mostly  Scumbag Christian

says that God is beyond human comprehension claims to comprehend God's existence

says that God is beyond human comprehension claims to comprehend God's existence  Scumbag Christian

material good are sinful i am now giving out the collection baskets

material good are sinful i am now giving out the collection baskets  Scumbag Christian
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