Scumbag Brain

Went to bed early? why not sleep 13 hours?

Went to bed early? why not sleep 13 hours?  Scumbag Brain

Running home because you need to use the bathroom. Get to your front door Close Enough

Running home because you need to use the bathroom. Get to your front door Close Enough  Scumbag Brain

HEY REMEMBER THAT AWESOME DREAM YOU HAD LAST NIGHT? I don't.

HEY REMEMBER THAT AWESOME DREAM YOU HAD LAST NIGHT? I don't.  Scumbag Brain

Tells you body is starving Still makes you feel too lazy to get up and make food

Tells you body is
starving Still makes you feel too lazy to get up and make food  Scumbag Brain

At Hyperion dancing in front at Papadosio Wake up in own bed

At Hyperion dancing in front at Papadosio Wake up in own bed  Scumbag Brain

Oh, You want to have sex with your girlfriend? Let's pinch our dick in a kitchen cabinet.

Oh, You want to have sex with your girlfriend? Let's pinch our dick in a kitchen cabinet.  Scumbag Brain

8 hour roadtrip? let's get no sleep at all

8 hour roadtrip? let's get no sleep at all  Scumbag Brain

Girl you like doesn't like you. Wakes you up every 20 minutes to remind you.

Girl you like doesn't like you.  Wakes you up every 20 minutes to remind you.   Scumbag Brain

Bro, I'm feeling kinda nervous about those pitstains You should sweat more

Bro, I'm feeling kinda nervous about those pitstains You should sweat more  Scumbag Brain

I've just remembered your alarm goes off in 2mins Here, let me give you the beginning of the best dream you'll ever have so that the alarm goes off in the middle.

I've just remembered your alarm goes off in 2mins Here, let me give you the beginning of the best dream you'll ever have so that the alarm goes off in the middle.  Scumbag Brain
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