Scumbag Brain

Think of something funny Forget it when you get to friends OH GOD

Think of something funny Forget it when you get to friends OH GOD  Scumbag Brain

Knows eating a whole bag of candy will make you sick Makes you eat it anyway

Knows eating a whole bag of candy will make you sick Makes you eat it anyway  Scumbag Brain

Can't remember laws of attraction for midterm Remembers ever hot girl you saw on campus

Can't remember laws of attraction for midterm Remembers ever hot girl you saw on campus    Scumbag Brain

justifies being a dick makes you feel like a dick after

justifies being a dick makes you feel like a dick after   Scumbag Brain

Knows somthing scary is going to happen you still piss your pants

Knows somthing scary is going to happen you still piss your pants  Scumbag Brain

Four page paper due and final exam is tomorrow hey bro you know what you havnt done in a while? play tf2

Four page paper due and final exam is tomorrow  hey bro you know what you havnt done in a while? play tf2   Scumbag Brain

Retains countless song lyrics without even trying Remembers shit all from an entire semester worth of classes

Retains countless song lyrics without even trying Remembers shit all from an entire semester worth of classes   Scumbag Brain

motivates you to go to review session does not allow you to concentrate at the review session

motivates you to go to review session does not allow you to concentrate at the review session   Scumbag Brain

Is being a scumbag Makes you create a comic about it

Is being a scumbag Makes you create a comic about it  Scumbag Brain

Sober: Bitch is fat and ugly. Inebriated: Bitch is fat and ugly. Overruled by Penis.

Sober: Bitch is fat and ugly. 

  Inebriated: Bitch is fat and ugly. 
Overruled by Penis.  Scumbag Brain
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