Scumbag Brain

Hey, see that random girl who glanced in your direction? Here, let me show you what your life with her would be like.

Hey, see that random girl who glanced in your direction? Here, let me show you what your life with her would be like.  Scumbag Brain

WEEKENDS: WAKE UP AT 6 SHARP ALARM BROKEN: SLEEP IN UNTIL 8

WEEKENDS: WAKE UP AT 6 SHARP ALARM BROKEN: SLEEP IN UNTIL 8  Scumbag Brain

Oh you have finals You should look at reddit for hours on end

Oh you have finals  You should look at reddit for hours on end  Scumbag Brain

OH, SO YOU WANT TO GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP BEFORE YOUR 8:30 FINAL? HOW ABOUT WE THINK ABOUT RANDOM SHIT UNTIL 4AM?

OH, SO YOU WANT TO GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP BEFORE YOUR 8:30 FINAL? HOW ABOUT WE THINK ABOUT RANDOM SHIT UNTIL 4AM?  Scumbag Brain

Knows that cunt is slang for mate on /r/Ameristralia. Still pictures the Vajayjay.

Knows that cunt is slang for mate on /r/Ameristralia. Still pictures the Vajayjay.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you closed your eyes for a split second? Nope. You slept for three hours.

Oh, you closed your eyes for a split second? Nope. You slept for three hours.  Scumbag Brain

that cute girl invited me to her house next week god I hope she doesn't have a boyfriend

that cute girl invited me to her house next week god I hope she doesn't have a boyfriend  Scumbag Brain

Nah bro, you don't need sunscreen it's for pussies Hey dumbass, why didn't you wear sunscreen?

Nah bro, you don't need sunscreen it's for pussies Hey dumbass, why didn't you wear sunscreen?  Scumbag Brain

just stopped browsing reddit to do something productive? you should go smoke a cigarette before you do that, and while your at it browse reddit

just stopped browsing reddit to do something productive? you should go smoke a cigarette before you do that, and while your at it browse reddit  Scumbag Brain

Burned 300 Calories on the treadmill today Go get some McDonalds. You earned it!

Burned 300 Calories on the treadmill today Go get some McDonalds. You earned it!  Scumbag Brain
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