Scumbag Brain

About to go to sleep? Let's think of how many spiders are In your bed.

About to go to sleep? Let's think of how many spiders are In your bed.  Scumbag Brain

About to go to sleep Imagines how sad it will be when your dog dies!!!

About to go to sleep Imagines how sad it will be when your dog dies!!!  Scumbag Brain

Go ahead, press the away button. Youll remember you have the store phone still in your pocket when youre outside with the alarm armed.

Go ahead, press the away button. Youll remember you have the store phone still in your pocket when youre outside with the alarm armed.   Scumbag Brain

Straight male Check guy out when he bends over

Straight male Check guy out when he bends over   Scumbag Brain

About to reach orgasm with girlfriend? Hey, what did your grandma get you for christmas in the third grade?

About to reach orgasm with girlfriend? Hey, what did your grandma get you for christmas in the third grade?  Scumbag Brain

Oh you have all that work to do? Why don't you go play some videogames instead?

Oh you have all that work to do? Why don't you go play some videogames instead?  Scumbag Brain

Class is being dismissed? Perfect time for an erection.

Class is being dismissed? Perfect time for an erection.  Scumbag Brain

ready to eat after 18 hours of not eating, ready to dig in need to poop like you've never neeeded to poop in your life

ready to eat after 18 hours of not eating, ready to dig in need to poop like you've never neeeded to poop in your life  Scumbag Brain

the girl you love just broke up with you? Let's keep going through all the great memories you've had together

the girl you love just broke up with you? Let's keep going through all the great memories you've had together  Scumbag Brain

FOOD IS TOO HOT TO HOLD QUICK, PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

FOOD IS TOO HOT TO HOLD QUICK, PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH  Scumbag Brain
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