Scumbag Brain

So you're going to bed early for something important tomorrow? Here's a catchy song to get stuck in your head while you ponder about life.

So you're going to bed early for something important tomorrow? Here's a catchy song to get stuck in your head while you ponder about life.  Scumbag Brain

"Oh, You're in the front of the class? Here's an itch deep in your asshole"

brain cells dying because of alcohol only erases the important stuff

brain cells dying because of alcohol only erases the important stuff  Scumbag Brain

Helps you on a physics test right after turning it in tells you #4 was wrong

Helps you on a physics test right after turning it in tells you #4 was wrong  Scumbag Brain

Loves helping people with problems. Develops social anxiety disorder to stir things up.

Loves helping people with problems. Develops social anxiety disorder to stir things up.  Scumbag Brain

Memorize the answer in your mind repeatedly Forget it the second your teacher calls on you

Memorize the answer in your mind repeatedly  Forget it the second your teacher calls on you   Scumbag Brain

Saw something disgusting? Makes sure it's saved for the rest of your life

Saw something disgusting? Makes sure it's saved for the rest of your life   Scumbag Brain

Understands String Theory Fucks up entire test on mechanics

Understands String Theory Fucks up entire test on mechanics   Scumbag Brain

I see you're trying to concentrate on this important exam Lets start thinking about your ex instead

I see you're trying to concentrate on this important exam Lets start thinking about your ex instead  Scumbag Brain

See a girl i like Brain stops me from talking to her

See a girl i like Brain stops me from talking to her  Scumbag Brain
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