Scumbag Brain

lazy all day sudden boost in motivation around 3am

lazy all day sudden boost in motivation around 3am  Scumbag Brain

Knows parents are right Disagrees with them just because

Knows parents are right Disagrees with them just because  Scumbag Brain

Has unconscious ability to predict the equinox Uses ability to schedule your migraines

Has unconscious ability to predict the equinox Uses ability to schedule 
your migraines  Scumbag Brain

Uuug , fast food? That's discusting! feed me cigarettes and whiskey!

Uuug , fast food?
That's discusting! feed me cigarettes 
and whiskey!  Scumbag Brain

Hears what the other person says but still responds with a "what?"

Hears what the other person says but still responds with a

just finished showering and running late for class here's a sudden urge to take a 20 minute shit

just finished showering and running late for class here's a sudden urge to take a 20 minute shit   Scumbag Brain

You're so tired! Get in Bed! Comfy? you have to poop now

You're so tired! Get in Bed! Comfy? 
you have to poop now  Scumbag Brain

Remember that girl you just got over? Let's dream about her!

Remember that girl you just got over? Let's dream about her!    Scumbag Brain

You're not getting along with a friend? How bout you have some awesome dreams about them tonight.

You're not getting along with a friend? How bout you have some awesome dreams about them tonight.  Scumbag Brain

Already on reddit type reddit.com into the URL bar.

Already on reddit type reddit.com into the URL bar.   Scumbag Brain
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