Scumbag Brain

About to reach orgasm with girlfriend? Hey, what did your grandma get you for christmas in the third grade?

About to reach orgasm with girlfriend? Hey, what did your grandma get you for christmas in the third grade?  Scumbag Brain

Oh you have all that work to do? Why don't you go play some videogames instead?

Oh you have all that work to do? Why don't you go play some videogames instead?  Scumbag Brain

Class is being dismissed? Perfect time for an erection.

Class is being dismissed? Perfect time for an erection.  Scumbag Brain

ready to eat after 18 hours of not eating, ready to dig in need to poop like you've never neeeded to poop in your life

ready to eat after 18 hours of not eating, ready to dig in need to poop like you've never neeeded to poop in your life  Scumbag Brain

the girl you love just broke up with you? Let's keep going through all the great memories you've had together

the girl you love just broke up with you? Let's keep going through all the great memories you've had together  Scumbag Brain

FOOD IS TOO HOT TO HOLD QUICK, PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

FOOD IS TOO HOT TO HOLD QUICK, PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH  Scumbag Brain

Hey, see that random girl who glanced in your direction? Here, let me show you what your life with her would be like.

Hey, see that random girl who glanced in your direction? Here, let me show you what your life with her would be like.  Scumbag Brain

WEEKENDS: WAKE UP AT 6 SHARP ALARM BROKEN: SLEEP IN UNTIL 8

WEEKENDS: WAKE UP AT 6 SHARP ALARM BROKEN: SLEEP IN UNTIL 8  Scumbag Brain

Burned 300 Calories on the treadmill today Go get some McDonalds. You earned it!

Burned 300 Calories on the treadmill today Go get some McDonalds. You earned it!  Scumbag Brain

Huge crush on a guy when he has a girlfriend oh he's single now? I don't give a fuck.

Huge crush on a guy when he has a girlfriend oh he's single now? I don't give a fuck.  Scumbag Brain
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