Scumbag Brain

Triggers fart 3 seconds later triggers yawn

Triggers fart 3 seconds later triggers yawn   Scumbag Brain

so you just washed your hands? now seems like a good time to take a piss

so you just washed your hands? now seems like a good time to take a piss  Scumbag Brain

Have a paper due Monday But first, lets learn how to shuffle cards and make a meme about it

Have a paper due Monday But first, lets learn how to shuffle cards and make a meme about it   Scumbag Brain

Sad part in movie theater? Hey, remember all those hilarious jokes Joe told you at the office today? Caption 4 goes here

Sad part in movie theater? Hey, remember all those hilarious jokes Joe told you at the office today?  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have to piss? Here, have a boner

Oh, you have to piss? Here, have a boner  Scumbag Brain

I see your about to write a short answer on your test, Now seems like a good time to forget how to spell

I see your about to write a short answer on your test, Now seems like a good time to forget how to spell   Scumbag Brain

No need to proof-read It's perfect

No need to proof-read  It's perfect   Scumbag Brain

Have to take medication or die Literally can't remember to take medication to save your life

Have to take medication or die Literally can't remember to take medication to save your life  Scumbag Brain

Agrees you need a diet wants burger

Agrees you need 
a diet wants burger
   Scumbag Brain

About to take an exam Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. you have to take the biggest shit in the world right now

About to take an exam Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. you have to take the biggest shit in the world right now   Scumbag Brain
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