Scumbag Brain

OH, YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT DREAM ABOUT TAKING A TEST YOU HADN'T STUDIED FOR? MAYBE YOU'LL LIKE THIS ONE ABOUT BEING ABDUCTED AT GUNPOINT

OH, YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT DREAM ABOUT TAKING A TEST YOU HADN'T STUDIED FOR? MAYBE YOU'LL LIKE THIS ONE ABOUT BEING ABDUCTED AT GUNPOINT  Scumbag Brain

Good job choosing to eat a bowl of strawberries instead of bacon You should have bacon to reward yourself

Good job choosing to eat a bowl of strawberries instead of bacon You should have bacon to reward yourself   Scumbag Brain

Remember when you got nervous talking to hot girls and tripped and fell all the time? No? Well then, lets take a huge nostalgia "trip"!

Remember when you got nervous talking to hot girls and tripped and fell all the time? No? Well then, lets take a huge nostalgia

Don't Jump off bridge Jumps

Don't Jump off bridge  Jumps  Scumbag Brain

PITCH BLACK OUTSIDE the world shrinks to ghosts and witches.

PITCH BLACK OUTSIDE the world shrinks to ghosts and witches.  Scumbag Brain

Tells you to set your alarm for 9:00am Wakes you up at 7:47

Tells you to set your alarm for 9:00am Wakes you up at 7:47  Scumbag Brain

Makes you say awake when you want to sleep Makes you fall asleep when you need to stay awake

Makes you say awake when you want to sleep Makes you fall asleep when you need to stay awake  Scumbag Brain

watches/reads something thought-provoking refuses to provoke thought

watches/reads something thought-provoking refuses to provoke thought  Scumbag Brain

Convinces you to break up with ex years ago Creates elaborate dream where you're still happily together

Convinces you to break up with ex years ago Creates elaborate dream where you're still happily together  Scumbag Brain

most complex thing in the universe gets beat by four function calculator

most complex thing in the universe gets beat by four function calculator  Scumbag Brain
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