Scumbag Brain

been lurking on reddit for so long that after making an account forgets to upvote posts

been lurking on reddit for so long that after making an account forgets to upvote posts  Scumbag Brain

Never wakes up on time for work on weekdays Wakes up at 6 am on weekend when i don't have work.

Never wakes up on time for work on weekdays Wakes up at 6 am on weekend  when i don't have work.  Scumbag Brain

Its your cakeday? Meh, i'm out of funny ideas

Its your cakeday?   Meh, i'm out of funny ideas   Scumbag Brain

recognizes the logic that supernatural events are impossible wonders for a second how the door opened on its own

recognizes the logic that supernatural events are impossible wonders for a second how the door opened on its own  Scumbag Brain

worried about sleeping in and missing final? dont worry i'll wake you up at 430, 545, 615, 700 and 8

worried about sleeping in and missing final? dont worry i'll wake you up at 430, 545, 615, 700 and 8  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just got over a girl? Lets facebook stalk her. It might help

Oh, you just got over a girl? Lets facebook stalk her. It might help  Scumbag Brain

Can't get to sleep Because to nervous about not getting enough sleep

Can't get to sleep Because to nervous about not getting enough sleep  Scumbag Brain

Hey, I know you've been having trouble sleeping for the last week So here's a night of no sleep to get you through tomorrow

Hey, I know you've been having trouble sleeping for the last week So here's a night of no sleep to get you through tomorrow  Scumbag Brain

Oh, I see that you have to leave for an important event in 2 minutes. Have some explosive diarrhea right now for the road!

Oh, I see that you have to leave for an important event in 2 minutes. Have some explosive diarrhea right now for the road!   Scumbag Brain

IMPORTANT JOB INTERVIEW IN THE MORNING? BETTER DREAM THAT YOUR TEETH ARE FALLING OUT

IMPORTANT JOB INTERVIEW IN THE MORNING? BETTER DREAM THAT YOUR TEETH ARE FALLING OUT  Scumbag Brain
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