Scumbag Brain

I think that car has it's brights on. Let's keep staring to make sure.

I think that car has it's brights on.  Let's keep staring to make sure.   Scumbag Brain

Oh you really need to get your college apps done You should make plans for tonight and then browse the internet aimlessly until then

Oh you really need to get your college apps done You should make plans for tonight and then browse the internet aimlessly until then  Scumbag Brain

Sees an actor on TV and can remember every movie they were in. Makes you look up their name on IMDB.

Sees an actor on TV and can remember every movie they were in. Makes you look up their name on IMDB.  Scumbag Brain

Oh you are washing your face with soap? Let me just think of the scariest shit you've ever seen

Oh you are washing your face with soap? Let me just think of the scariest shit you've ever seen  Scumbag Brain

3 months notice to move house? Plenty of time! Relax, I'll remind you with 3 days to go and an anxiety attack

3 months notice to move house? Plenty of time! Relax, I'll remind you with 3 days to go and an anxiety attack  Scumbag Brain

Hey remember that post idea you had in the shower? No, of course you don't

Hey remember that post idea you had in the shower? No, of course you don't  Scumbag Brain

About to climax? Let's forget that hot guy and think about an ugly old man instead

About to climax? Let's forget that hot guy and think about an ugly old man instead   Scumbag Brain

you have to go in front of the room for a school presentation? here ill give you a boner for confidence

you have to go in front of the room for a school presentation? here ill give you a boner for confidence   Scumbag Brain

Have an interview for a job you really want tomorrow Won't let you sleep tonight

Have an interview for a job you really want tomorrow Won't let you sleep tonight  Scumbag Brain

Eating a delicious dinner "Hey remember that movie Human Centipede?"

Eating a delicious dinner
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