Scumbag Brain

Oh, the girlfriend isn't answering the phone? She must be cheating.

Oh, the girlfriend isn't answering the phone? She must be cheating.  Scumbag Brain

Here's a beautiful woman to help you masturbate. It's your mother.

Here's a beautiful woman to help you masturbate. It's your mother.  Scumbag Brain

DIDN'T FINISH HOMEWORK? MEH, WE'LL FINISH IT IN THE MORNING. OH, I'M TIRED. WE'LL TAKE ANOTHER HOUR FOR SLEEP. (7:00 AM)

DIDN'T FINISH HOMEWORK? MEH, WE'LL FINISH IT IN THE MORNING. OH, I'M TIRED. WE'LL TAKE ANOTHER HOUR FOR SLEEP. (7:00 AM)  Scumbag Brain

waits patiently all day to take a shit Makes commute home excruciating

waits patiently all day to take a shit Makes commute home excruciating   Scumbag Brain

Have to say something serious? How about something funny so know one takes you seriously

Have to say something serious? How about something funny so know one takes you seriously  Scumbag Brain

In a meeting with important coworkers "you should totally kick everyone's ass in here it would totally be funny"

In a meeting with important coworkers

Announcing at Baseball Game Lets think about all the wrong ways to pronounce this person's name.

Announcing at Baseball Game Lets think about all the wrong ways to pronounce this person's name.    Scumbag Brain

Watch romantic comedy Oh bro, you should totally just think of all the girls you liked but never liked you back

Watch romantic comedy Oh bro, you should totally just think of all the girls you liked but never liked you back   Scumbag Brain

Remember the time you cut that guy off when you were 16? Let's feel bad about that again.

Remember the time you cut that guy off when you were 16?  Let's feel bad about that again.    Scumbag Brain

Construct a dream where the Whose Line cast is on Family Fued. Host walks out from backstage- Ooh! Time to wake up!

Construct a dream where the Whose Line cast is on Family Fued. Host walks out from backstage- Ooh! Time to wake up!   Scumbag Brain
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