Scumbag Brain

Spotted a $5 bill in the gutter on the nighttime bicycle commute home Now wants to stop and check out every piece of paper in the road

Spotted a $5 bill in the gutter on the nighttime bicycle commute home  Now wants to stop and check out every piece of paper in the road  Scumbag Brain

I'm not thirsty anymore Hold on, I changed my mind.

I'm not thirsty anymore Hold on, I changed my mind.  Scumbag Brain

Nah man trust me that's the funniest caption Oh wait just kidding I thought of a funnier one.

Nah man  trust me that's the funniest caption Oh wait just kidding I thought of a funnier one.  Scumbag Brain

"Don't forget to do that thing later" Remembers to do that thing, but can't remember what the thing to do actually is

Has great girlfriend Constantly wants to sleep with other girls

Has great girlfriend Constantly wants to sleep with other girls  Scumbag Brain

Hey man, where'd your phone go? Just kidding. You're holding it.

Hey man, where'd your phone go? Just kidding. You're holding it.    Scumbag Brain

Can sleep as long as it wants for the first time since weeks wake up at 8:00 am

Can sleep as long as it wants for the first time since weeks wake up at 8:00 am  Scumbag Brain

Becomes unattracted to a girl Because shes attracted to you

Becomes unattracted to a girl Because shes attracted to you  Scumbag Brain

Bored of surfing reddit? Why don't you open up a new tab so you can visit reddit.

Bored of surfing reddit? Why don't you open up a new tab so you can visit reddit.  Scumbag Brain

10 minutes before we have to wakeup for a final exam Why don't we have an elaborate nightmare about missing that exam.

10 minutes before we have to wakeup for a final exam Why don't we have an elaborate nightmare about missing that exam.  Scumbag Brain
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