Scumbag Brain

Hey buddy, you want sleep? Nope, activate bowel movement

Hey buddy, you want sleep? Nope, activate bowel movement   Scumbag Brain

Spend 30 minutes working on a homework problem Find mistake in 30 seconds

Spend 30 minutes working on a homework problem Find mistake in 30 seconds  Scumbag Brain

hey bro, click this cat post it might be funny

hey bro, click this cat post it might be funny  Scumbag Brain

Is eating raisin bran cereal Hey wouldn't it be funny if a black widow was in your bowl but you thought it was a raisin

Is eating raisin bran cereal Hey wouldn't it be funny if a black widow was in your bowl but you thought it was a raisin   Scumbag Brain

Knows you set your alarm before going to sleep Wakes you up every five minutes an hour thinking you slept in

Knows you set your alarm before going to sleep Wakes you up every five minutes an hour thinking you slept in   Scumbag Brain

Is finally happy Decides to remind you of the possibility that you could die at any moment.

Is finally happy Decides to remind you of the possibility that you could die at any moment.   Scumbag Brain

Girls in bikinis walk by you on beach Your swimsuit would go great with this boner

Girls in bikinis walk by you on beach Your swimsuit would go great with this boner   Scumbag Brain

Wait, is it possible to masturbate and cry simultaneously? Don't worry, I'll check for you on Valentine's Day.

Wait, is it possible to masturbate and cry simultaneously? Don't worry, I'll check for you on Valentine's Day.  Scumbag Brain

Midterm soon? Oh, I just discovered the UCLA memes page

Midterm soon?  Oh, I just discovered the UCLA memes page   Scumbag Brain

Depressed because life is shit Can't do anything to fix it, too depressed

Depressed because life is shit Can't do anything to fix it, too depressed  Scumbag Brain
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