Scumbag Brain

Have to be up in 5 hours? Better lay awake obsessing about it for 5 hours

Have to be up in 5 hours? Better lay awake obsessing about it for 5 hours   Scumbag Brain

You see that gross, green stuff under your desk? You should totally touch it

You see that gross, green stuff under your desk? You should totally touch it  Scumbag Brain

Hey bro, don't date that hot girl who's obviously into you Just keep obsessing over that other one who doesn't want to date you instead

Hey bro, don't date that hot girl who's obviously into you Just keep obsessing over that other one who doesn't want to date you instead   Scumbag Brain

Someone just asked you what you want for Christmas? How about you think of something in about an hour when they're gone

Someone just asked you what you want for Christmas? How about you think of something in about an hour when they're gone  Scumbag Brain

THINK OF ALL THE ROMANTIC PLACES TO TAKE A GIRL TOO WHEN SINGLE FORGETS THEM AS SOON AS I START DATING SOMEONE

THINK OF ALL THE ROMANTIC PLACES TO TAKE A GIRL TOO  WHEN SINGLE FORGETS THEM AS SOON AS I START DATING SOMEONE  Scumbag Brain

OK, lifting heavy item activate itchy nose and face!

OK, lifting heavy item activate itchy nose and face!  Scumbag Brain

OH YOU'VE JUST GOT BACK FROM THE STORE WITH TWO WEEKS WORTH OF GROCERIES? DON'T FORGET YOU STILL NEED TO BUY BREAD BRAH

OH YOU'VE JUST GOT BACK FROM THE STORE WITH TWO WEEKS WORTH OF GROCERIES? DON'T FORGET YOU STILL NEED TO BUY BREAD BRAH  Scumbag Brain

Can give a speech to a room full of hundreds of people stumbles when asking out a woman

Can give a speech to a room full of hundreds of people stumbles when asking out a woman  Scumbag Brain

hey, check your phone i thought i just heard it go off no text? lol my bad... no but seriously check your phone again

hey, check your phone i thought i just heard it go off no text? lol my bad... no but seriously check your phone again  Scumbag Brain

internet not working? you could Look up how to fix it on the internet

internet not working?  you could Look up how to fix it on the internet  Scumbag Brain
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