Scumbag Brain

Oh man, that was a great shower! We're finally squeaky clean! Wanna poop?

Oh man, that was a great shower! We're finally squeaky clean! Wanna poop?  Scumbag Brain

Just about to fall asleep Figure out answers to the world's problems

Just about to fall asleep
 Figure out answers to the world's problems   Scumbag Brain

Remembers how to turn off alarm clock while asleep. Doesn't remember that I have important classes today.

Remembers how to turn off alarm clock while asleep.  Doesn't remember that I have important classes today.   Scumbag Brain

Running late for something? Perfect time for a 20 minute shit.

Running late for something? Perfect time for a 20 minute shit.   Scumbag Brain

Knows you can't have something Makes you want it more

Knows you can't have something Makes you want it more  Scumbag Brain

Tells you to scratch bug bite Punishes you when you do

Tells you to scratch bug bite Punishes you when you do  Scumbag Brain

Capable of intelligence greater than any other known species Hey, I wonder how long you can keep your eyes shut while driving

Capable of intelligence greater than any other known species Hey, I wonder how long you can keep your eyes shut while driving  Scumbag Brain

BRO WE SHOULD TOTALLY READ ABOUT GHOSTS RIGHT NOW

BRO WE SHOULD TOTALLY READ ABOUT GHOSTS RIGHT NOW   Scumbag Brain

Hates going to work Feels guilty when you take time off

Hates going to work Feels guilty when you take time off   Scumbag Brain

Have dream where girlfriend cheats on you Dream continues when you fall back asleep

Have dream where girlfriend cheats on you Dream continues when you fall back asleep  Scumbag Brain
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