Scumbag Brain

Work in the morning, can't fucking sleep. Off the next day, pass out at desk.

Work in the morning, can't fucking sleep. Off the next day, pass out at desk.  Scumbag Brain

Solipsistic Fills your world with assholes

Solipsistic Fills your world with assholes   Scumbag Brain

Takes 20 minutes to know you are full Stubs toe, feels instantly

Takes 20 minutes to know you are full Stubs toe, feels instantly  Scumbag Brain

When you're talking to a girl, tells you not to look down at her boobs Makes you look at her boobs anyway

When you're talking to a girl, tells you not to look down at her boobs Makes you look at her boobs anyway   Scumbag Brain

Doesn't like being around other people Get's lonely when not around other people

Doesn't like being around other people Get's lonely when not around other people   Scumbag Brain

Made it through pre-med, med school, residency and fellowship Can't tell the difference between the garbage can and the recycling bin

Made it through pre-med, med school, residency and fellowship Can't tell the difference between the garbage can and the recycling bin   Scumbag Brain

Notice a security guard is looking at you in a store? Quick look away so it looks as if you're up to something

Notice a security guard is looking at you in a store? Quick look away so it looks as if you're up to something  Scumbag Brain

Exhausted and stressed? Why don't I wake you up at 3 am so you can think about your exhaustion and stress?

Exhausted and stressed? Why don't I wake you up at 3 am so you can think about your exhaustion and stress?   Scumbag Brain

IS TERRIFIED OF BUGS IMAGINES THEM PEOPLE SIZED

IS TERRIFIED OF BUGS IMAGINES THEM PEOPLE SIZED   Scumbag Brain

Thinks about nothing all day immediately explodes with anxiety the second you attempt to sleep

Thinks about nothing all day immediately explodes with anxiety the second you attempt to sleep   Scumbag Brain
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