Scumbag Brain

Almost at airport, going on vacation Wonders if you turned off the furnace

Almost at airport, going on vacation Wonders if you turned off the furnace  Scumbag Brain

1AM Don't want to go to bed. 10AM Don't want to get out of bed.

1AM
Don't want to go to bed. 10AM
Don't want to get out of bed.   Scumbag Brain

Decides to post to reddit Can't pass the human test.

Decides to post to reddit Can't pass the human test.   Scumbag Brain

Thinks only about sexual fantasies right before going to bed Has dream about completely unrelated situation that happened 2 days ago with no significance whatsoever

Thinks only about sexual fantasies right before going to bed Has dream about completely unrelated situation that happened 2 days ago with  no significance whatsoever    Scumbag Brain

Fall asleep with a two-page paper due in 2 days. Wake up stressed out because you dreamed you had exponentially more homework due in the morning.

Fall asleep with a two-page paper due in 2 days. Wake up stressed out because you dreamed you had exponentially more homework due in the morning.  Scumbag Brain

understands optical illusions still can't see shit

understands optical illusions still can't see shit  Scumbag Brain

Finally becomes self aware Spent most of the last 2,000 years thinking it was in the chest.

Finally becomes self aware Spent most of the last 2,000 years thinking it was in the chest.  Scumbag Brain

Man, this pizza tastes great, can't wait to swallow it SNEEZE

Man, this pizza tastes great, can't wait to swallow it SNEEZE   Scumbag Brain

is bored better shut down

is bored better shut down  Scumbag Brain

Nose is bleeding "Hey bro now is a good time to sneeze."

Nose is bleeding
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