Scumbag Brain

two weeks smoke-free sweeeet, someone left a cigarette on the table!

two weeks smoke-free sweeeet, someone left a cigarette on the table!  Scumbag Brain

try not to think of scary shit immediately tries to find the scariest shit it can think of

try not to think of scary shit immediately tries to find the scariest shit it can think of  Scumbag Brain

I can't remeber that hot girls phone number I just got... But i will never forget Fee Waybill is the lead singer of that 80's band "the tubes".

I can't remeber that hot girls phone number I just got... But i will never forget Fee Waybill is the lead singer of that 80's band

Oh, you have a girlfriend? Let me turn you into a complete asshole

Oh, you have a girlfriend? Let me turn you into a complete asshole  Scumbag Brain

IS YOUR COFFEE TOO HOT? LET ME HELP YOU SWALLOW THAT

IS YOUR COFFEE TOO HOT? LET ME HELP YOU SWALLOW THAT   Scumbag Brain

Knows you didn't remember your iPhone 5 charger reminds you to check at 5%

Knows you didn't remember your iPhone 5 charger reminds you to check at 5%  Scumbag Brain

Hey, is that the exit you want to take? Let's wait until you've passed it completely to be sure.

Hey, is that the exit you want to take? Let's wait until you've passed it completely to be sure.  Scumbag Brain

ALRIGHT, PAPER DUE IN ONE HOUR BETTER MAKE SURE TO CLEAR BROWSING HISTORY, REALIGN DESKTOP ICONS, CHECK FOR UPDATED DRIVERS, RUN ANTI-SPYWARE PROGRAM, FORGET WHETHER OR NOT BROWSER HISTORY WAS CLEARED - FUCK IT, TWICE CAN'T HURT, AND RESTART COMPUTER JUST

ALRIGHT, PAPER DUE IN ONE HOUR BETTER MAKE SURE TO CLEAR BROWSING HISTORY, REALIGN DESKTOP ICONS, CHECK FOR UPDATED DRIVERS, RUN ANTI-SPYWARE PROGRAM, FORGET WHETHER OR NOT BROWSER HISTORY WAS CLEARED - FUCK IT, TWICE CAN'T HURT, AND RESTART COMPUTER JUST  Scumbag Brain

Wow, we're up pretty high Let me make your palms extra sweaty so we don't slip

Wow, we're up pretty high Let me make your palms extra sweaty so we don't slip  Scumbag Brain

You just wrote three sentences You can totally take a reddit break

You just wrote three sentences You can totally take a reddit break  Scumbag Brain
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