Scumbag Brain

calls dog over by name whistles at mom

calls dog over by name whistles at mom  Scumbag Brain

about to accidentally fall asleep in class action in forming dream makes you jolt in your seat and look extremely stupid

about to accidentally fall asleep in class action in forming dream makes you jolt in your seat and look extremely stupid  Scumbag Brain

Has to get up at 7 AM Wakes you up at 4 AM, 5 AM, 6 AM and 8 AM

Has to get up at 7 AM Wakes you up at 4 AM, 5 AM, 6 AM and 8 AM  Scumbag Brain

So your about to go on a plane trip. Here, let me remind you of all the bad things that could happen.

So your about to go on a plane trip. Here, let me remind you of all the bad things that could happen.  Scumbag Brain

make a list so you don't forget something forgets to put something on the list

make a list so you don't forget something forgets to put something on the list  Scumbag Brain

Just finished washing your hands? Here comes the sudden urge to piss

Just finished washing your hands? Here comes the sudden urge to piss  Scumbag Brain

In order to learn one must change one’s mind.

In order to learn  one must change one’s mind.  Scumbag Brain

I see you picked up a drunk chick walking by herself to drive her home here are some ways you could totally rape her right now

I see you picked up a drunk chick walking by herself to drive her home here are some ways you could totally rape her right now  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're masturbating? Man this would be a great time to think about your family.

Oh you're masturbating? Man this would be a great time to think about your family.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, did you decide to wear gym shorts to school today? Well then here is an erection. Caption 4 goes here Caption 5 goes here

Oh, did you decide to wear gym shorts to school today? Well then here is an erection.  Caption 4 goes here Caption 5 goes here  Scumbag Brain
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