Scumbag Brain

Remember that song you sang in church before you were an atheist? I think it's time you played that in your head all day

Remember that song you sang in church before you were an atheist? I think it's time you played that in your head all day  Scumbag Brain

Realizes how good you look after losing some weight Decides it's a good time to go on a junk food binge.

Realizes how good you look after losing some weight Decides it's a good time to go on a junk food binge.    Scumbag Brain

Remember that song you haven't heard since childhood? Let me play for you on repeat

Remember that song you haven't heard since childhood? Let me play for you on repeat  Scumbag Brain

You have an Alarm set for 5AM? How about I wake you up at 3? 3:30? 4? 4:10? 4:59?

You have an Alarm set for 5AM? How about I wake you up at 3? 3:30? 4? 4:10? 4:59?    Scumbag Brain

Comes up with comeback to say in argument. Ten minutes after the argument

Comes up with comeback to say in argument. Ten minutes after the argument  Scumbag Brain

you gotta be somewhere in 10 minutes? Don't worry, we'll only browse reddit for like a minute

you gotta be somewhere in 10 minutes? Don't worry, we'll only browse reddit for like a minute   Scumbag Brain

Wow, what a good song nicki minaj

Wow, what a good song nicki minaj  Scumbag Brain

YOU WANT TO SLEEP? I WOULD PREFER CONTEMPLATING DEATH

YOU WANT TO SLEEP? I WOULD PREFER CONTEMPLATING DEATH   Scumbag Brain

listening to loud music on headphones let me toss in random voices of people calling you Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)

listening to loud music on headphones let me toss in random voices of people calling you  Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)  Scumbag Brain

recalls the wrong word for what you want to say realizes it's the wrong word and stops you from saying it.

recalls the wrong word for what you want to say realizes it's the wrong word and stops you from saying it.  Scumbag Brain
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