Scumbag Brain

Oh sweet, you're on a diet? Cool man, I'll just go back to thinking about how awesome Big Macs are

Oh sweet, you're on a diet? Cool man, I'll just go back to thinking about how awesome Big Macs are  Scumbag Brain

spends 30 mins looking for tv remote instead of changing channel manually

spends 30 mins looking for tv remote instead of changing channel manually   Scumbag Brain

Turns shadows on the wall into monsters Magic eye poster? CAN'T SEE SHIT

Turns shadows on the wall into monsters Magic eye poster? CAN'T SEE SHIT  Scumbag Brain

Spends all day not thinking about ex girlfriend. Spends all night dreaming a hyper reality where she still talks to you.

Spends all day not thinking about ex girlfriend. Spends all night dreaming a hyper reality where she still talks to you.  Scumbag Brain

Knows the importance of a good attitude Monday morning: Reminds you of everything you hate about your job.

Knows the importance
of a good attitude Monday morning:  Reminds you of everything you hate about your job.   Scumbag Brain

Going up to get the Eucharist at Mass. Hey remember that hilarious thing that happened yesterday?

Going up to get the Eucharist at Mass. Hey remember that hilarious thing that happened yesterday?  Scumbag Brain

THINKS CRITICALLY WAY TOO CRITICALLY

THINKS CRITICALLY WAY TOO CRITICALLY  Scumbag Brain

Try to sing favorite song, can't remember lyrics. Sound like idiot. Hear first 5 words of horrible song. Remember everything perfectly.

Try to sing favorite song, can't remember lyrics. Sound like idiot. Hear first 5 words of horrible song. Remember everything perfectly.  Scumbag Brain

Goes to washroom only to wash hands... Decides you need to take a piss once you've finished drying them.

Goes to washroom only to wash hands... Decides you need to take a piss once you've finished drying them.   Scumbag Brain

French word for "to eat"? essen! German word for "to eat"? manger!

French word for
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