Scumbag Brain

Hey i know you have an awesome girlfriend. but i decided to give you a crush on this other girl

Hey i know you have an awesome girlfriend. but i decided to give you   a crush on this other girl   Scumbag Brain

Remember that girl you cheated on your wife with 5 years ago? Let's think about her constantly.

Remember that girl you cheated on your wife with 5 years ago? Let's think about her constantly. 
  Scumbag Brain

Trying to cough discreetly? Time to puke

Trying to cough discreetly? Time to puke  Scumbag Brain

"DON'T LIKE THAT, HUH? COOL, BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING IT LATER."

I'm not going to piss until you have reached the toilet INSTEAD I'LL PISS WHEN YOUR FORESKIN ISN'T EVEN PULLED BACK - PISS EVERYWHERE -

I'm not going to piss until you have reached the toilet INSTEAD I'LL PISS WHEN YOUR FORESKIN ISN'T EVEN PULLED BACK
- PISS EVERYWHERE -  Scumbag Brain

1:02 AM "NOW I CAN STAY UP UNTIL 2AM!"

1:02 AM

Remember that girl you used to date and completely got over? Here's a dream about her so you can miss her again

Remember that girl you used to date and completely got over? Here's a dream about her so you can miss her again  Scumbag Brain

Out on a date... won't stop imagining what she might look like as a zombie on The Walking Dead

Out on a date... won't stop imagining what she might look like as a zombie on The Walking Dead   Scumbag Brain

week before finals time to watch season 2 of game of thrones in its entirety

week before finals time to watch season 2 of game of thrones in its entirety  Scumbag Brain

so nervous the night before the big exam that you only get 1 hour of sleep falls asleep while taking exam

so nervous the night before the big exam that you only get 1 hour of sleep falls asleep while taking exam  Scumbag Brain
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