Scumbag Brain

Struggles to wake up for school every morning Naturally wakes up at 5:30 AM during the summer.

Struggles to wake up for school every morning Naturally wakes up at 5:30 AM during the summer.   Scumbag Brain

Have to be to work by 9am. it's now 8am Convinces you that you can wake up, get ready, make a 30 min drive, snooze another 45 minutes, and still be in on time

Have to be to work by 9am.  it's now 8am Convinces you that you can wake up, get ready, make a 30 min drive, snooze another 45 minutes, and still be in on time   Scumbag Brain

Remember that great meme you thought of? Beacuse I have no idea how to word it.

Remember that great meme you thought of? Beacuse I have no idea how to word it.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you've lost 8 pounds? you should reward yourself with Chipotle

Oh, you've lost 8 pounds? you should reward yourself with Chipotle  Scumbag Brain

Bored? Why not check your ex's profile? Caption 4 goes here

Bored? Why not check your ex's profile?  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

You want to dream of naked women doing naughty things to you? Nah, bro. Here's one where illegal aliens are hiding in your crawlspace

You want to dream of naked women doing naughty things to you? Nah, bro. Here's one where illegal aliens are hiding in your crawlspace  Scumbag Brain

Gets on the computer with the intention of doing homework, its ok if you check reddit real quick Two hours later: You've been on the computer for awhile, you should probably take a break before starting you're homework.

Gets on the computer with the intention of doing homework, its ok if you check reddit real quick Two hours later: You've been on the computer for awhile, you should probably take a break before starting you're homework.  Scumbag Brain

Hey bro that glass door is totally open

Hey bro that glass door is totally open   Scumbag Brain

oh you've decided were never drinking again? challenge accepted

oh you've decided were never drinking again? challenge accepted  Scumbag Brain

Household expects you to lead the Glorious mysteries tonight? Nope. I think I'll just remember the Luminous.

Household expects you to lead the Glorious mysteries tonight? Nope.  I think I'll just remember the Luminous.  Scumbag Brain
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