Scumbag Brain

Super bizarre and awesome dreams Most uncreative person while awake Caption 4 goes here

Super bizarre and awesome dreams Most uncreative person while awake  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up at 3:00 AM with worries for the coming day Lets you fall asleep 5 minutes before the alarm goes off

Wakes you up at 3:00 AM with worries for the coming day Lets you fall asleep 5 minutes before the alarm goes off  Scumbag Brain

Oh, I see you're having sex with your girlfriend. Well let's think about that now. Ever wonder if her ex was better at sex than you are? No?

Oh, I see you're having sex with your girlfriend.  Well let's think about that now. Ever wonder if her ex was better at sex than you are? No?  Scumbag Brain

Invents the best pick up lines... ...the next day

Invents the best pick up lines... ...the next day  Scumbag Brain

Great idea!!! What was it already?

Great idea!!! What was it already?  Scumbag Brain

Remembers what you ate at the 4th of July bbq in 1991 Wait.. why did I just walk downstairs?

Remembers what you ate at the 4th of July bbq in 1991 Wait.. why did I just walk downstairs?  Scumbag Brain

During class: I'm tired, I really need some sleep. After class: You know what, nevermind. I'm good.

During class: I'm tired, I really need some sleep. After class: You know what, nevermind.  I'm good.   Scumbag Brain

Wake up to broken nose and blood everywhere "Thought I'd let you keep sleeping."

Wake up to broken nose and blood everywhere

Hey look, that's probably your wife Why don't you smack her ass?

Hey look, that's probably your wife Why don't you smack her ass?   Scumbag Brain

Falling asleep? Everything's itchy.

Falling asleep? Everything's itchy.   Scumbag Brain
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