Scumbag Brain

Comes up with a brilliant plot idea for a novel At the beginning of a three-year PhD program

Comes up with a brilliant plot idea for a novel At the beginning of a three-year PhD program  Scumbag Brain

Bro, before you fall asleep, is that door that you haven't used in weeks locked?

Bro, before you fall asleep, is that door that you haven't used in weeks locked?  Scumbag Brain

Tries desperately to get to sleep while driving for 5 hours after a 6 hour flight. "Oh you're home? LET'S STAY UP A WHILE SHALL WE?"

Tries desperately to get to sleep while driving for 5 hours after a 6 hour flight.

Spend 30 minutes trying to fix code Didn't type matching variable in camelcase

Spend 30 minutes trying to fix code Didn't type matching variable in camelcase  Scumbag Brain

Bulking? You're full.

Bulking? You're full.  Scumbag Brain

3:53 pm: Damn I'm exhausted 3:53 am: Hey fatass lets go run a marathon 3:53 am: Hey lets go run a marathon!

3:53 pm: Damn I'm exhausted 3:53 am: Hey fatass lets go run a marathon 3:53 am: Hey lets go run a marathon!  Scumbag Brain

Gives you brilliant idea for a meal to make Tells you you're not hungry anymore

Gives you brilliant idea for a meal to make Tells you you're not hungry anymore  Scumbag Brain

The last Kevin Ware post made you nearly pass out? Better check this next one out to see if you're any tougher now.

The last Kevin Ware post made you nearly pass out? Better check this next one out to see if you're any tougher now.  Scumbag Brain

Finally had sex with the wife at the end of a long day Wakes up.

Finally had sex with the wife at the end of a long day Wakes up.  Scumbag Brain

forgets her for months while you meet someone else here have a dream that she is marrying and she invited you to the wedding and on top of that, when you wake up you will remember everything.

forgets her for months while you meet someone else here have a dream that she is marrying and she invited you to the wedding and on top of that, when you wake up you will remember everything.  Scumbag Brain
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