Scumbag Brain

slightly Attractive girl on work is talking to you Let's imagine you two have a relationship and ignore her talking

slightly Attractive girl on work is talking to you Let's imagine you two have a relationship and ignore her talking  Scumbag Brain

So you're ahead of schedule studying for finals? Let's waste the next 8 hours and get behind again

So you're ahead of schedule studying for finals? Let's waste the next 8 hours and get behind again  Scumbag Brain

Obeys basic laws of psychology

 Obeys basic laws of psychology   Scumbag Brain

Dude, we just lost that argument Here are a bunch of comebacks you could have said.

Dude, we just lost that argument Here are a bunch of comebacks you could have said.  Scumbag Brain

Extremely focused on schoolwork distracts itself with erotic fantasies of guy and lady friends simultaneously

Extremely focused on schoolwork distracts itself with erotic fantasies of guy and lady friends simultaneously  Scumbag Brain

can't get dopamine fix from fapping tries to convince you to play WOW again

can't get dopamine fix from fapping tries to convince you to play WOW again  Scumbag Brain

oh, you want to roll over and sleep for an extra 5 minutes? see you in 4 hours, sucker

oh, you want to roll over and sleep for an extra 5 minutes? see you in 4 hours, sucker   Scumbag Brain

Sees striker is offside Pass to him anyway

Sees striker is offside Pass to him anyway  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't believe in God Makes you swear at Jesus Christ anyway

Doesn't believe in God Makes you swear at Jesus Christ anyway  Scumbag Brain

Waits for you to get comfortable laying in bed Reminds you of what you forgot to do

Waits for you to get comfortable laying in bed Reminds you of what you forgot to do  Scumbag Brain
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