Scumbag Brain

Have an extra hour to sleep because of daylight savings? LOL. Let's wake up 2 hours earlier instead.

Have an extra hour to sleep because of daylight savings? LOL. Let's wake up 2 hours earlier instead.  Scumbag Brain

FIRST TIME FOOLING AROUND WITH GIRL YOU LIKE YOU DONT NEED A FULL ERECTION FOR THIS, RIGHT? ALSO YOU HAVE TO PEE.

FIRST TIME FOOLING AROUND WITH GIRL YOU LIKE YOU DONT NEED A FULL ERECTION FOR THIS, RIGHT? ALSO YOU HAVE TO PEE.   Scumbag Brain

found a good job, girl i like asked me out, reconnected with a long lost friend lol, j/k, time to wake up

found a good job, girl i like asked me out, reconnected with a long lost friend lol, j/k, time to wake up  Scumbag Brain

knows you've ran out of toothpaste doesn't tell you when you are in the shops

knows you've ran out of toothpaste doesn't tell you when you are in the shops   Scumbag Brain

Reddit is getting boring Let's head over to Reddit and see what's going on there

Reddit is getting boring Let's head over to Reddit and see what's going on there  Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know that girl you just met that is only in town for a couple of weeks? let's fall in love with her

Hey, you know that girl you just met that is only in town for a couple of weeks? let's fall in love with her  Scumbag Brain

Hey, did you hear that noise downstairs? WEll, time to think of all the ways a murderer could be breaking in

Hey, did you hear that noise downstairs? WEll, time to think of all the ways a murderer could be breaking in  Scumbag Brain

THAT PIZZA ROLL IS TOO HOT TO HOLD BETTER PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

THAT PIZZA ROLL IS TOO HOT TO HOLD BETTER PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH   Scumbag Brain

"No, You're way too tired to go out with your friends tonight" "Let's watch Internet videos until the sun comes up instead."

I'm going to put my wallet here instead of my normal spot Oh yeah, I'm definitely going to remember putting it here

I'm going to put my wallet here instead of my normal spot Oh yeah, I'm definitely going to remember putting it here   Scumbag Brain
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