Scumbag Brain

Your in a stressful social situation? Let me just make your voice stutter and hands shake Caption 4 goes here

Your in a stressful social situation? Let me just make your voice stutter and hands shake  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

puts something in safe place can't find it

puts something in safe place  can't find it  Scumbag Brain

WANTS YOU TO BE HEALTHY ENJOYS SUGAR, CIGARETTES AND BOOZE

WANTS YOU TO BE HEALTHY ENJOYS SUGAR, CIGARETTES AND BOOZE  Scumbag Brain

Could imagine anything but usually imagines burglars, spiders, and symptoms.

Could imagine anything but usually imagines burglars, spiders, and symptoms.   Scumbag Brain

Oh you're happily in love? Lets think of that shitty one night stand you had 3 years ago instead of your wonderful S.O.

Oh you're happily in love? Lets think of that shitty one night stand you had 3 years ago instead of your wonderful S.O.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you called off work so you can get some extra sleep? How about you surf reddit instead.

Oh, you called off work so you can get some extra sleep? How about you surf reddit instead.   Scumbag Brain

your loved one is dead Just kidding. Time to wake up now.

your loved one is dead Just kidding.  Time to wake up now.  Scumbag Brain

hey buddy, just wanted to let you know that your boss is right behind you here are several incredibly stupid mistakes you have never made before

hey buddy, just wanted to let you know that your boss is right behind you here are several incredibly stupid mistakes you have never made before  Scumbag Brain

just locked the door better go check 3 more times to be safe

just locked the door better go check 3 more times to be safe  Scumbag Brain

Gives you a sex dream Gives you orgasm and boner when you wake up

Gives you a sex dream Gives you orgasm and boner when you wake up  Scumbag Brain
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