Scumbag Brain

HEY, I THINK YOUR PHONE JUST BUZZED IN YOUR POCKET! JUST KIDDING, YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS.

HEY, I THINK YOUR PHONE JUST BUZZED IN YOUR POCKET! JUST KIDDING, YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS.  Scumbag Brain

SEES SCUMBAG BRAIN READS IT AS SCUMBAG BRIAN

SEES SCUMBAG BRAIN READS IT AS SCUMBAG BRIAN  Scumbag Brain

Oh your back is turned from a dark room in your house? Let's review all the scary movies you've ever seen

Oh your back is turned from a dark room in your house? Let's review all the scary movies you've ever seen  Scumbag Brain

Gets all primped and dressed up for Prom Still just looks like weird squiggly long lines of silly puddy

Gets all primped and dressed up for Prom Still just looks like weird squiggly long lines of silly puddy  Scumbag Brain

know what's cool about vacuuming? if someone sneaks up behind you to kill you, you wont even hear them coming!

know what's cool about vacuuming? if someone sneaks up behind you to kill you, you wont even hear them coming!  Scumbag Brain

likes the way tequila feels on empty stomach rest of body ain't havin' none of that shit

likes the way tequila feels on empty stomach rest of body ain't havin' none of that shit  Scumbag Brain

Gets craving for pop tarts Loses interest after eating one

Gets craving for pop tarts Loses interest after eating one  Scumbag Brain

Girl invites you to sit with her and her friends You decline

Girl invites you to sit with her and her friends You decline  Scumbag Brain

In maths Hey dude, tits. Oh hey mr happy

In maths Hey dude, tits. Oh hey mr happy  Scumbag Brain

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