Scumbag Brain

You want to go out for your birthday? lets fall asleep right when your friends would want to hang out

You want to go out for your birthday? lets fall asleep right when your friends would want to hang out  Scumbag Brain

Knows your malnourished, Only wants the sugar in alcohol

Knows your malnourished, Only wants the sugar in alcohol   Scumbag Brain

Finally having a sex dream about someone I'm attracted to Bro wake up, you don't want to miss this.

Finally having a sex dream about someone I'm attracted to Bro wake up, you don't want to miss this.   Scumbag Brain

Driving happily down the road you should probably drive into the oncoming lane

Driving happily down the road you should probably drive into the oncoming lane  Scumbag Brain

oh, you have a 5 page paper due? Let's make you super horny so that you get distracted

oh, you have a 5 page paper due? Let's make you super horny so that you get distracted  Scumbag Brain

walk all day, get home and have to do 300 hours of exercise to make up for it ED LOGIC

walk all day, get home and have to do 300 hours of exercise to make up for it ED LOGIC  Scumbag Brain

Douchebag Ex calls you old nickname Reminds you of every single nice moment you had with him

Douchebag Ex calls you old nickname Reminds you of every single nice moment you had with him  Scumbag Brain

In a dream "You can totally win this fist fight" with .00001 mph punches

In a dream

dirty sex dream featuring hot friend from back in the day she commits suicide immediately afterwards

dirty sex dream featuring hot friend from back in the day she commits suicide immediately afterwards  Scumbag Brain

Stores extensive vocabulary for daily use Forgets basic words during interview

Stores extensive vocabulary for daily use Forgets basic words during interview  Scumbag Brain
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