Scumbag Brain

I see that you are brushing your teeth. Let's see how responsive your gag reflex is.

I see that you are brushing your teeth. Let's see how responsive your gag reflex is.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, so you have no money left in your bank account? Why don't I make you dream about winning the lottery.

Oh, so you have no money left in your bank account? Why don't I make you dream about winning the lottery.   Scumbag Brain

You just got comfortable in bed? Because I think you have to pee.

You just got comfortable in bed? Because I think you have to pee.   Scumbag Brain

IN BED AND NOT FEELING SLEEPY? BETTER BROWSE R/NOSLEEP AND BE SURE TO CLICK THE POST WITH THE MOST UPVOTES

IN BED AND NOT FEELING SLEEPY? BETTER BROWSE R/NOSLEEP AND BE SURE TO CLICK THE POST WITH THE MOST UPVOTES   Scumbag Brain

Forced to take mandatory company sexual harrassment training Induces weird boner thinking about the sexy time

Forced to take mandatory company sexual harrassment training Induces weird boner thinking about the sexy time   Scumbag Brain

Wishes for a relationship when single Wishes to be single when in a relationship

Wishes for a relationship when single Wishes to be single when in a relationship   Scumbag Brain

THAT FOOD IS BURNING YOUR FINGERS? HERE BRO, STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH

THAT FOOD IS BURNING YOUR FINGERS? HERE BRO, STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH   Scumbag Brain

Out of a relationship: "You're too lonely, go find someone!" Finally in an amazing relationship: "You need your freedom, end it."

Out of a relationship:

solid 9 throws herself at you 18 is kinda young.

solid 9 throws herself at you 18 is kinda young.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, believe me... I'll be there.

Oh, believe me... I'll be there.  Scumbag Brain
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