Scumbag Brain

QUIET MOMENT IN A FULL THEATER? Now would be a great time to get rid of all that gas.

QUIET MOMENT IN A FULL THEATER? Now would be a great time to get rid of all that gas.   Scumbag Brain

Sleep: The most looked-forward-to, relaxing, stress-relieving, enjoyable part of your day? Let me put nightmares in it.

Sleep: The most looked-forward-to, relaxing, stress-relieving, enjoyable part of your day? Let me put nightmares in it.  Scumbag Brain

In Middle of a speech for class Thinks of the dirty website you visited last night.

In Middle of a speech for class Thinks of the dirty website you visited last night.   Scumbag Brain

That pan you just cooked with is probably hot You should probably touch it

That pan you just cooked with is probably hot You should probably touch it  Scumbag Brain

BROWSE /R/ADVICEANIMALS THINKS IN MEMES FOR HOURS

BROWSE /R/ADVICEANIMALS THINKS IN MEMES FOR HOURS   Scumbag Brain

Exams are coming? I'M GOING TO SHUT DOWN NOW

Exams are coming? I'M GOING TO SHUT DOWN NOW  Scumbag Brain

you're walking around your house in the pitch black darkness? lets remember ever scary thing you've ever seen.

you're walking around your house in the pitch black darkness? lets remember ever scary thing you've ever seen.   Scumbag Brain

In the dark? time to think about the scariest fucking things imaginable.

In the dark? time to think about the scariest fucking things imaginable.  Scumbag Brain

Big Day Tomorrow Better Not Sleep

Big Day Tomorrow Better Not Sleep   Scumbag Brain

Knows you quit smoking Tries to get you to smoke

Knows you quit smoking Tries to get you to smoke  Scumbag Brain
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