Scumbag Brain

Gets you high everyday Never builds tolerance

Gets you high everyday Never builds tolerance   Scumbag Brain

Just got out of shower Sends signal to bowels: Time to take a shit

Just got out of shower Sends signal to bowels: Time to take a shit  Scumbag Brain

I see you have a tiny pimple on your face You better pick at it until it becomes big and noticeable

I see you have a tiny pimple on your face You better pick at it until it becomes big and noticeable  Scumbag Brain

Accurately tracks correct gear through dozens of up and down shifts Tries to shift into 7th gear

Accurately tracks correct gear through dozens of up and down shifts Tries to shift into 7th gear   Scumbag Brain

Hey remember those cigarettes you quit years ago? You should have one. What's the harm?

Hey remember those cigarettes you quit years ago? You should have one. What's the harm?  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of nothing you want for Christmas Realizes ALL the things you need just after opening gifts

Thinks of nothing you want for Christmas Realizes ALL the things you need just after opening gifts   Scumbag Brain

dirty hands? have an itchy face Caption 4 goes here

dirty hands? have an itchy face  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Best captain you've ever had, 100s of kills, dozens of missions. Mental fortitude of a mushy kumquat. That's XCOM, baby!

Best captain you've ever had, 100s of kills, dozens of missions. Mental fortitude of a mushy kumquat. That's XCOM, baby!  Scumbag Brain

Falling asleep on the couch Go to bed..... wide awake

Falling asleep on the couch Go to bed..... wide awake  Scumbag Brain

Let's get extremely motivated to get up early, go running, eat healthy, and change our life right before bed...the next day gets up ten minutes before work, eats donuts and pizza, gets drunk, lies on couch watching netflix till bed - see above

Let's get extremely motivated to get up early, go running, eat healthy, and change our life right before bed...the next day gets up ten minutes before work, eats donuts and pizza, gets drunk,  lies on couch watching netflix till bed - see above  Scumbag Brain
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