Scumbag Brain

Hey dude, just reminding you to write that essay that was due yesterday

Hey dude, just reminding you to write that essay that was due yesterday   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you wore basketball shorts today? Haven't had a massive boner in a while

Oh, you wore basketball shorts today? Haven't had a massive boner in a while   Scumbag Brain

oh, you want to continue the same dream best I can do is continue last night's nightmare?

oh, you want to continue the same dream  best I can do is continue last night's nightmare?   Scumbag Brain

Receiving blow job Can't stop thinking about the midterm tomorrow

Receiving blow job Can't stop thinking about the midterm tomorrow  Scumbag Brain

Wakes up with a migraine at 4am thinks about all the things that stress you out as you fall back asleep

Wakes up with a migraine at 4am thinks about all the things that stress you out as you fall back asleep   Scumbag Brain

oh, you got a girl to make out with you? Here's a sudden urge to burp

oh, you got a girl to make out with you? Here's a sudden urge to burp  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to wake up early for work Helps you set alarm for PM

Knows you have to wake up early for work Helps you set alarm for PM  Scumbag Brain

hasnt had time to jack off during surgery clerkship has a wetdream while on call at the hospital

hasnt had time to jack off during surgery clerkship has a wetdream while on call at the hospital  Scumbag Brain

So you're trying to attentively listen to your professor? Let me allow you to hear all the other sounds in the classroom in detail

So you're trying to attentively listen to your professor? Let me allow you to hear all the other sounds in the classroom in detail  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're talking to your Trans-gender acquaintance on the phone? Let me make sure you refer to him in the feminine

Oh, you're talking to your Trans-gender acquaintance on the phone? Let me make sure you refer to him in the feminine   Scumbag Brain
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