Scumbag Brain

missing your ex? Her facebook page will probably make you forget about her

missing your ex? Her facebook page will probably make you forget about her  Scumbag Brain

Tell's you that you are incredibly hungry so you buy a big meal WAITS UNTIL YOU'VE TAKEN 3 BITES BEFORE TELLING YOU THAT YOU ARE FULL

Tell's you that you are incredibly hungry so you buy a big meal WAITS UNTIL YOU'VE TAKEN 3 BITES BEFORE TELLING YOU THAT YOU ARE FULL  Scumbag Brain

Oh,you're about the fall asleep. let me give you some itching... on your feet, thighs, head, hands, back, arms, neck, legs, forehead...

Oh,you're about the fall asleep. let me give you some  itching... on your feet, thighs, head, hands, back, arms, neck, legs, forehead...  Scumbag Brain

Hey man, you're about to go to sleep. Let's pretend you're falling or running into a wall.

Hey man, you're about to go to sleep. Let's pretend you're falling or running into a wall.  Scumbag Brain

"All the links are purple. you should get off reddit" Immediately opens alien blue

Someone you love running a few minutes late? Let's imagine how they might have been killed

Someone you love running a few minutes late? Let's imagine how they might have been killed  Scumbag Brain

Oh so you got yourself a hot date? Well allow me to think of all the ways you can fuck it up while you wait

Oh so you got yourself a hot date? Well allow me to think of all the ways you can fuck it up while you wait  Scumbag Brain

Oh, You just read about this disease? Here are a few of those symptoms

Oh, You just read about this disease? Here are a few of those symptoms  Scumbag Brain

Wakes up thinking its Friday Realizes its only thursday

Wakes up thinking its Friday Realizes its only thursday  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're having an asthma in your sleep Don't worry, here's a dream of you puffing on your inhaler

Oh, you're having an asthma in your sleep  Don't worry, here's a dream of you puffing on your inhaler  Scumbag Brain
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