Scumbag Brain

Remembers the name and breed of every dog you've ever met Doesn't remember simple math formulas from textbooks that you've read 20 times

Remembers the name and breed of every dog you've ever met Doesn't remember simple math formulas from textbooks that you've read 20 times   Scumbag Brain

This is the perfect time to wake up 4am

This is the perfect time to wake up 4am  Scumbag Brain

suddenly remembers what you forgot at store the second you pull into your driveway

suddenly remembers what you forgot at store the second you pull into your driveway  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have to piss really bad right now? Let me just give you a random hard-on to help you with that.

Oh, you have to piss really bad right now? Let me just give you a random hard-on to help you with that.   Scumbag Brain

gets you through college haunts you with chronic missing class dreams for the rest of your life

gets you through college haunts you with chronic missing class dreams for the rest of your life  Scumbag Brain

HEY, you're home from work and want to unwind? let's keep thinking about work until we go to sleep

HEY, you're home from work and want to unwind? let's keep thinking about work until we go to sleep  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're writing the LSAT tomorrow? Nah, you don't need any sleep.

Oh, you're writing the LSAT tomorrow? Nah, you don't need any sleep.    Scumbag Brain

Accidentally touch her ass She'll love it

Accidentally touch her ass She'll love it   Scumbag Brain

hears your alarm clock going off won't let you get out of bed until a half hour later

hears your alarm clock going off won't let you get out of bed until a half hour later  Scumbag Brain

I can remember trillions of funny video titles Except when your friends are over.

I can remember trillions of funny video titles Except when your friends are over.  Scumbag Brain
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