Scumbag Brain

Can't fall asleep... Dreams about not being able to fall asleep

Can't fall asleep... Dreams about not being able to fall asleep   Scumbag Brain

Wakes up at 4 am: fully awake Wakes up at 7:30 am: dead tired

Wakes up at 4 am: 
fully awake Wakes up at 7:30 am:
dead tired  Scumbag Brain

You quit smoking? Congrats! Prepare for months of amazing smoking dreams.

You quit smoking? Congrats! Prepare for months of amazing smoking dreams.   Scumbag Brain

MAD BECAUSE HUNGRY NOT HUNGRY BECAUSE MAD

MAD BECAUSE HUNGRY NOT HUNGRY BECAUSE MAD   Scumbag Brain

Hey You've had a lot of alcohol what an excellent time to shave your balls

Hey You've had a lot of alcohol what an excellent time to shave your balls   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you've never been shot in the leg? Here's a super realistic dream of what it probably feels like!

Oh, you've never been shot in the leg? Here's a super realistic dream of what it probably feels like!   Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know that damaged knee? Let's forget about that until 5 seconds after you get out of bed

Hey, you know that damaged knee? Let's forget about that until 5 seconds after you get out of bed   Scumbag Brain

Hey, prove the world wrong about "nice guys finishing last" You won't get played or put in the "Friend Zone" I promise. . .

Hey, prove the world wrong about

oh, trying to concentrate on that game which requires both hands and constant attention? boom! random inconceivable itch somewhere on your body.

oh, trying to concentrate on that game which requires both hands and constant attention? boom! random inconceivable  itch somewhere on your body.  Scumbag Brain

Here's a dream about your dog running away Thats Ok, your dog has been dead for years.

Here's a dream about your dog running away Thats Ok, your dog has been dead for years.  Scumbag Brain
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