Scumbag Brain

better not snort cocaine till sunrise snorts cocaine until sunrise

better not snort cocaine till sunrise snorts cocaine until sunrise  Scumbag Brain

Can barely finish first line of important college essay can write a counter argument four paragraphs long on reddit

Can barely finish first line of important college essay can write a counter argument four paragraphs long on reddit  Scumbag Brain

So you're dealing with your most crippling bout of dysphoria ever experienced? Here, I'll make you really horny.

So you're dealing with your most crippling bout of dysphoria ever experienced? Here, I'll make you really horny.  Scumbag Brain

It's really windy outside You should totally wear a dress today

It's really windy outside You should totally wear a dress today  Scumbag Brain

Oh, looks like class is over.. Guess you could use this boner for the walk out

Oh, looks like class is over.. Guess you could use this boner for the walk out   Scumbag Brain

Decides to give you a wet dream Doesn't even have the courtesy of making the girl hot

Decides to give you a wet dream Doesn't even have the courtesy of making the girl hot   Scumbag Brain

Gets accused of something Didn't do it, but acts suspicious anyway

Gets  accused of something Didn't do it, but acts suspicious anyway  Scumbag Brain

In public: God, that guy is sexy! And that one! And him, too! Fuck, I'm horny! Home alone at the computer: let's look at frilly dresses and fluffy kittens!

In public: God, that guy is sexy!  And that one!  And him, too!  Fuck, I'm horny! Home alone at the computer: let's look at frilly dresses and fluffy kittens!  Scumbag Brain

Eating lunch "Hey brah, how does the inside of your cheek taste?"

Eating lunch

Can easily remember extensive video game lore Can't remember the bill of rights, math equations, or anything useful

Can easily remember extensive video game lore Can't remember the bill of rights, math equations, or anything useful  Scumbag Brain
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