Scumbag Brain

Two hot girls come over for movie night? Hey, you haven't been sick in a while...

Two hot girls come over for movie night? Hey, you haven't been sick in a while...   Scumbag Brain

Has migraine all day while trying to study for exam. Bedtime: Migraine goes away.

Has migraine all day while trying to study for exam. Bedtime: Migraine goes away.  Scumbag Brain

YOU'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES. LOOK AT HER BOOBS, SHE WON'T NOTICE. OH, YOU'RE WEARING EYEGLASSES... MY BAD

YOU'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES. LOOK AT HER BOOBS, SHE WON'T NOTICE. OH, YOU'RE WEARING EYEGLASSES... MY BAD   Scumbag Brain

Why are the children so still and quiet in their beds? Because they aren't breathing, obviously.

Why are the children so still and quiet in their beds? Because they aren't breathing, obviously.    Scumbag Brain

Reddit is down. Better open another tab to check again.

Reddit is down. Better open another tab to check again.  Scumbag Brain

That guy driving behind you made the same 2 turns as you? He must be following you home

That guy driving behind you made the same 2 turns as you? He must be following you home   Scumbag Brain

Mouthful of Cereal? Seems like a great time to sneeze

Mouthful of Cereal? Seems like a 
great time to sneeze  Scumbag Brain

In a bad mood? Oh, here's some really depressing music to listen to.

In a bad mood? Oh, here's some really depressing music to listen to.   Scumbag Brain

Oh hey bro, the woman interviewing you is attractive Let's break eye contact and stare at her chest.

Oh hey bro, the woman interviewing you is attractive Let's break eye contact and stare at her chest.   Scumbag Brain

Got hit in the balls? Give me a second while I evaluate how hard

Got hit in the balls? Give me a second while I evaluate how hard   Scumbag Brain
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