Scumbag Brain

Provides you courage to talk to random women Only when you already have a girlfriend

Provides you courage to talk to random women Only when you already have a girlfriend  Scumbag Brain

Hey, remember what you walked into this room for? Neither do I.

Hey, remember what you walked into this room for? Neither do I.  Scumbag Brain

Small cut on finger, no pain. See the cut with own eyes, pain.

Small cut on finger, no pain. See the cut with own eyes, pain.   Scumbag Brain

Have you thought about breathing lately? Here, let me make it a voluntary function for the next 30 seconds

Have you thought about breathing lately? Here, let me make it a voluntary function for the next 30 seconds  Scumbag Brain

Feel safe once garage door gets past halfway down? Murderer just waiting till the last second to roll under.

Feel safe once garage door gets past halfway down? Murderer just waiting till the last second to roll under.  Scumbag Brain

See that nice man with a disability? lets make eye contact with him

See that nice man with a disability? lets make eye contact with him   Scumbag Brain

reddit is down you should totally enter reddit.com in the adress bar

reddit is down you should totally enter reddit.com in the adress bar   Scumbag Brain

OH, SO YOU ARE FALLING ASLEEP RIIIGHT NOW? YOU SHOULD HEAR THIS REALLY LOUD BANG BEFORE!

OH, SO YOU ARE FALLING ASLEEP RIIIGHT NOW? YOU SHOULD HEAR THIS REALLY LOUD BANG BEFORE!  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're home alone at night? Dude that plant totally looks like a person

Oh you're home alone at night? Dude that plant totally looks like a person   Scumbag Brain

YOU KNOW THAT GUY THAT YOU HATE? LETS HAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND BANG HIM.

YOU KNOW THAT GUY THAT YOU HATE? LETS HAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND BANG HIM.  Scumbag Brain
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