Scumbag Brain

Alright, bro. 15 minutes left for this exam. Let's finish this. But first, let me tell you about all of those embarassing moments of your life.

Alright, bro. 15 minutes left for this exam. Let's finish this. But first, let me tell you about all of those embarassing moments of your life.  Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know how there's only one day of no-fap February left? Yea lets browse /r/gonewild

Hey, you know how there's only one day of no-fap February left? Yea lets browse /r/gonewild   Scumbag Brain

Finally over the love that broke your heart I'll just give you an amazing sex dream about her you'll swear was real.

Finally over the love that broke your heart I'll just give you an amazing sex dream about her you'll swear was real.   Scumbag Brain

Eyes closed in the shower? This is how everyone dies in the movies.

Eyes closed in the shower? This is how everyone dies in the movies.  Scumbag Brain

"Hey bro, have you noticed that every time I talk to you... it's just you talking to yourself? You have issues bro..."

Likes girl "You should stop liking her as soon as she likes you back"

Likes girl

"Hey remember that speech you prepared?" "only the intro was worth remembering"

Doesn't Remember someone's name when introduced twice Name of the character that dies shall be remembered forever

Doesn't Remember someone's name when introduced twice Name of the character that dies shall be remembered forever  Scumbag Brain

You'd like to sleep in on your first day off in months? GET UP FOR WORK! Never mind.

You'd like to sleep in on your first day off in months? GET UP FOR WORK! Never mind.   Scumbag Brain

You want to be a dentist? Learn everything about me in 2 weeks

You want to be a dentist? Learn everything about me in 2 weeks  Scumbag Brain
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