Scumbag Brain

You knew it was a bad idea You knew you didn't give a fuck at the moment

You knew it was a bad idea You knew you didn't give a fuck at the moment  Scumbag Brain

learns infinite amount of knowledge off the internet Makes you think in memes

learns infinite amount of knowledge off the internet Makes you think in memes  Scumbag Brain

Tell friend zone friend to sleep with other friend Gets jealous anyway

Tell friend zone friend to sleep with other friend Gets jealous anyway   Scumbag Brain

Kinda need to piss Reach toilet, GONNA BURST!

Kinda need to piss Reach toilet, GONNA BURST!  Scumbag Brain

Spends an hour browsing Netflix for perfect late night entertainment. Promptly falls asleep Cue opening credits:

Spends an hour browsing Netflix for perfect late night entertainment. Promptly falls asleep Cue opening credits:  Scumbag Brain

Convinces you to eat huge piece of cake Immediately changes mind once you're done

Convinces you to eat
huge piece of cake Immediately changes mind once you're done  Scumbag Brain

Hot chick steps into elevator IM to sphincter: release the gas valves

Hot chick steps into elevator IM to sphincter: release the gas valves
   Scumbag Brain

Don't have to pee. Start Washing dishes. Nearly pee yourself before getting to bathroom.

Don't have to pee. Start Washing dishes.  Nearly pee yourself before getting to bathroom.   Scumbag Brain

TURN THE FUCK OFF

TURN THE FUCK OFF  Scumbag Brain

KNOWS YOU DONT HAVE TO GET UP EARLY FOR SCHOOL WAKES YOU UP EARLY ANYWAY

KNOWS YOU DONT HAVE TO GET UP EARLY FOR SCHOOL WAKES YOU UP EARLY ANYWAY   Scumbag Brain
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