Scumbag Brain

Oh, you need to close your eyes to wash your hair? Quick, let's think of every single scary thing that could appear when you open your eyes

Oh, you need to close your eyes to wash your hair? Quick, let's think of every single scary thing that could appear when you open your eyes  Scumbag Brain

Single: wants to be in a relationship In a relationship: wants to be single

Single: wants to be in a relationship In a relationship: wants to be single  Scumbag Brain

What's that? You're sick and need sleep? Let's just wake up at 3 am then.

What's that? You're sick and need sleep? Let's just wake up at 3 am then.  Scumbag Brain

Thinks I'm still in college and wants me to go out every Thursday night Knows how I will feel in the A.M.

Thinks I'm still in college and wants me to go out every Thursday night Knows how I will feel in the A.M.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're looking forward to something that's coming up? Let's make time seem like it is going by twice as slow

Oh, you're looking forward to something that's coming up? Let's make time seem like it is going by twice as slow  Scumbag Brain

Hey I should really sleep Lets just check one more page of Reddit

Hey I should really sleep Lets just check one more page of Reddit  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're feeling depressed? You know what will help? Some depressing music.

Oh, you're feeling depressed? You know what will help? Some depressing music.  Scumbag Brain

Can't get mad at your cheating ex-girlfriend Gets angry at you for not getting mad

Can't get mad at your cheating ex-girlfriend Gets angry at you for not getting mad  Scumbag Brain

woke up grateful for wonderful life desolate and anxious all afternoon for no reason

woke up grateful for wonderful life desolate and anxious all afternoon for no reason  Scumbag Brain

You spilled sulfuric acid solution on your fingers? Suck on them.

You spilled sulfuric acid solution on your fingers?  Suck on them.  Scumbag Brain
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