Scumbag Brain

Feeling some minor chest pains? You're probably dying of a heart attack. At 24.

Feeling some minor chest pains? You're probably dying of a heart attack.  At 24.   Scumbag Brain

Hey bro looks like the power went out... Remember every scary movie you have ever seen?

Hey bro looks like the power went out... Remember every scary movie you have ever seen?  Scumbag Brain

Looks like you're happy right now! ... but remember your ex?

Looks like you're happy right now! ... but remember your ex?   Scumbag Brain

gives you unlimited classroom erections drunk with a girl? gives you none

gives you unlimited classroom erections drunk with a girl? gives you none   Scumbag Brain

remembers that you have homework when you walk into class

remembers that you have homework when you walk into class  Scumbag Brain

Had a great first date She's not going to contact you

Had a great first date She's not going to contact you   Scumbag Brain

You know when would be a great time to fall asleep? During your sext conversation with your girlfriend

You know when would be a great time to fall asleep? During your sext conversation with your girlfriend   Scumbag Brain

I see you're best friends with a girl let me throw in some feelings bro, that should help

I see you're best friends with a girl let me throw in some feelings bro, that should help  Scumbag Brain

Let's you get insulted tells you a good comeback two hours later

Let's you get insulted tells you a good comeback two hours later  Scumbag Brain

You know all those things you're thankful for? Well we're going to forget all of those right as it becomes your turn to share

You know all those things you're thankful for? Well we're going to forget all of those right as it becomes your turn to share  Scumbag Brain
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