Scumbag Brain

Have school today? I wanna sleep in until 12 Have nothing to do today? Lets wake up at 7

Have school today?  I wanna sleep in until 12 Have nothing to do today?  Lets wake up at 7  Scumbag Brain

Hey, remember when you read that Slender Man story on r/nosleep? You know you're all alone in this apartment...

Hey, remember when you read that Slender Man story on r/nosleep? You know you're all alone in this apartment...  Scumbag Brain

About to hold in a big fart? Here's a really big sneeze

About to hold in a big fart? Here's a really big sneeze   Scumbag Brain

Time to sneeze Just kidding, now you look like an idiot

Time to sneeze Just kidding, now you look like an idiot  Scumbag Brain

you got a second Job Interview I'm going to sit this one out

you got a second Job Interview I'm going to sit this one out  Scumbag Brain

HEY, REMEMBER THAT ARGUMENT YOU HAD 10 MINUTES AGO? HERE'S THE PERFECT COMEBACK.

HEY, REMEMBER THAT ARGUMENT YOU HAD 10 MINUTES AGO? HERE'S THE PERFECT COMEBACK.   Scumbag Brain

smart, funny, reasonably attractive miserable, anxious, lonely

smart, funny, reasonably attractive miserable, anxious, lonely  Scumbag Brain

doesnt remember awesome dream with your crush nightmares haunt you for life

doesnt remember awesome dream with your crush nightmares haunt you for life  Scumbag Brain

2 minutes until the pizza is supposed to be here? Have a boner

2 minutes until the pizza is supposed to be here? Have a boner  Scumbag Brain

Caught masterbating by mother Says, "I was thinking of you"

Caught masterbating by mother Says,
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