Scumbag Brain

Hey you're finally on a date with that girl you have a crush on? Guess what you have literally nothing to say.

Hey you're finally on a date with that girl you have a crush on? Guess what you have literally nothing to say.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're having a great time right now? Let's think about death and eternal existence.

Oh, you're having a great time right now? Let's think about death and eternal existence.  Scumbag Brain

This girl you just met is nice to you, Here, I'll make you have a huge crush on her for no reason at all.

This girl you just met is nice to you, Here, I'll make you have a huge crush on her for no reason at all.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're married with two children and have a decent living? How about you have a crush on your friend's girlfriend

Oh, you're married with two children and have a decent living? How about you have a crush on your friend's girlfriend  Scumbag Brain

i have sleeping problems

i have sleeping problems  Scumbag Brain

Oh I see you're breathing fairly well Time to smoke another cigarette

Oh I see you're breathing fairly well Time to smoke another cigarette   Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know that friend who complains about how men only care about sex? Let's get drunk and lie about liking her to get laid

Hey, you know that friend who complains about how men only care about sex? Let's get drunk and lie about liking her to get laid  Scumbag Brain

you just clocked into work? hey bro, gotta poop!

you just clocked into work? hey bro, gotta poop!  Scumbag Brain

Needs 8h of sleep Wakes up exhausted if sleeps for longer

Needs 8h of sleep Wakes up exhausted if sleeps for  longer   Scumbag Brain

No cramps because of birth control hormones? Let's even things out with a head-splitting migraine!

No cramps because of birth control hormones? Let's even things out with a head-splitting migraine!  Scumbag Brain
Like us for More!