Scumbag Brain

Getting laid? Lets think about your mom.

Getting laid? Lets think about your mom.  Scumbag Brain

Has vivid sex dreams about your ex Caption 4 goes here

Has vivid sex dreams about your ex  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Just got in the shower? I think you need to poop a bit more.

Just got in the shower? I think you need to poop a bit more.  Scumbag Brain

Is slowly lulling you to sleep with happy thoughts etc. Thinks it's a good time to think about any terrifying experience ever witnessed

Is slowly lulling you to sleep with happy thoughts etc. Thinks it's a good time to think about any terrifying experience ever witnessed 
   Scumbag Brain

Hardwired to reproduce. Can put the concept of the 'friend-zone' in the proper societal context with examples, references, and a structured argument. Still hardwired to reproduce.

Hardwired to reproduce. Can put the concept of the 'friend-zone' in the proper societal context with examples, references, and a structured argument. Still hardwired to reproduce.  Scumbag Brain

Makes you dream of girlfriend Fucking your worst enemy

Makes you dream of girlfriend Fucking your worst enemy   Scumbag Brain

Thinks of Hilarious comment Post is on page 5

Thinks of Hilarious comment Post is on page 5   Scumbag Brain

Take books out to study Thinks you should clean your room

Take books out to study Thinks you should clean your room  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of a meme that is sure to get upvotes Forgets it as you open Quickmeme

Thinks of a meme that is sure to get upvotes Forgets it as you open Quickmeme   Scumbag Brain

Lets you miss neuro questions Even though it knows its own connections

Lets you miss neuro questions Even though it knows its own connections  Scumbag Brain
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